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HAIRCOLOR + ATTITUDE = a Fireymuse
I’m GEMINI...which goes way beyond duality, more like a multifaceted JEWEL, in other words, anyway you turn me, you'll find a new sparkle on an unexpected surface!
Often controversial, a sarcastic smartass, quick witted, candid, lighthearted prankster(usually), dancer extraordinaire, artist, I play a few instruments(Lil’ hint: NO BAND CAMP JOKES), sing (in the bathtub mostly, only thing I’m shy of doing publicly, Oh & I have best intonation after great sex!), I prefer Books to TV (sometimes I write), LOVE SCI-FI (YEAH, I might be one WONKA HUGE, brainy nerd… but at least Ima SEXY NERD!) dedicated equestrian (LOVE horses riding/breaking/training them), Huntress & Marksman (YES, SERIOUSLY… I got an 8pt buck last season(bow hunting), field dressed it & skinned it myself, and saved the antlers, for ritual purposes, not trophy boasting! It was mighty good eatin too, but I generally prefer the target range & skeets to show off my wicked mad skills! Ah, P.E.T.A. can go stick a HUGE, HARD, ODD shaped VEGGIE up their collectives asses, because I really do love animals… I just know the difference between a PET and DINNER! I collect weapons & fairy figurines, (weird huh, DEADLY, YET DELICATE TOO!). More than a little hot tempered WARNING: Whatever SHIT you give me, I'll break it off in your ass, swifter & harder than you'd ever expected! I fear NOTHING & I'm opinionated (GEE,GO FIGURE!) ALMOST always RIGHT, but not arrogant! I love learning about any & everything, and I'm extremely humble when in the wrong! A hopeless flirt... Naughty beyond your wildest contemplations & ever expanding those horizons, cuz a dirty mind is a terribly thingy to waste, so I make the most of mine each & everyday! MOST LOYAL & PROTECTIVE friend you could EVER ask for! Devoted, loving wife & mother ALL of my adult life! In fact, behind the bluster there are bottomless phathoms, carefully concealed & guarded. Basically I only show you what I want you to see!"IF" you're deserving, I MIGHT let you have glimpse of the "REAL" me… which can be disarmingly lovable... of course... you tell anyone else that... I'll smile maliciously and deny it all!*WINK*

SHORT VERSION: I'm better than a box of fucking chocolates! I'll always delight, surprise, amuse, and entertain you... so deliciously addictive you'll certainly crave more (*evil grins*) and without all those nasty calories! Smack my polcritudinous posterior and call me "AMBROSIA" !

LIKES: Anything I haven’t tried before & anything I liked doing the first time (especially the CARNAL things!)

DISLIKES: UNDUE CRUELTY, HYPOCRISY, BOLD FACED LIARS and GENERAL DECEPTION!

TURN ONS: AH too numerous & lurid to mention publicly!

TURN OFFS: STUPID PPL, especially the ones who think they know it all and obviously DON’T!

FAV COLORS: Green & Purple! FAV BOOKS/MOVIES: Again, TOO MANY to MENTION!

PERFECT PLACE: Will be my dream home, a perfect sanctuary, in a secluded woods, with only my family, friends, animals, and my BLESSED PRIVACY! I could have been famous… I’ve just NEVER wanted that kind of scrutiny in my life. I could have been rich… but I’ve never coveted becoming a jaded, selfish waste of a human being. I didn’t say financial security wouldn’t be nice, but I don’t dream of owning crazy shit, like 10 sports cars and a garage big enough to house them in!

If you really want to know something, JUST ASK ME! ASS/ U/ ME… see how I broke that word apart… WHY? Because “assuming” makes an ASS/ of both U/ and /ME? Get the point now?

Dont let the exterior fool you, BARBIE was BLONDE TOY... I'm clearly NOT! I ALWAYS give as good as I GET, on ANY level, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE... so BE NICE or BE SORRY, its ultimately your choice… I can over look a lot, we all make mistakes after all, but I'm no doormatt! I dont hold grudges without good reason.

FINAL DISCLAIMER: SPELLING ISN’T MY FORTE, BUT MY VOCABULARY IS IMPRESSIVE! I MIGHT MISS WORD HERE AND THERE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER MISS MY MEANING!